That's the last time I use this weird mapping tool, which determines your "midpoint" based on all the places you've ever lived.
But they're not into you – they're all about their cycles.
Lesson: Always look both ways when egressing from the steam-biscuit factory.
These maps show how shipping vessels are creating loud neighborhoods for oceans and the animals that live there.
Kyle Naegeli of Texas says he's hauling in nice-sized catfish and bluegills from his suburban storm drain.
Somebody is marketing a joke line of super-fancy, homemade toilet plungers.
What could be the worst tidal surge in six decades has swamped parts of the U.K. but not London, thanks to the miraculous Barrier.
Yup, somebody has given the humble clothespin a "sustainable twist."
Acidic oceans are stressing out fish, say researchers, and that's not good for global food security.
That's the vision of Honda, anyway, which has invented a Segway-like pedestal for personal mobility.
This wonderfully poisonous map shows what Yahoo!'s search engine thinks of places, such as "Chicago is so two years ago" and "Philadelphia is ugly."
The world promised a lot of financial assistance after Typhoon Haiyan, but little of the cash has actually materialized.
Meet the first person in America to embrace the European "Cyclepod."
It's just the latest screeching derailment in the slow-moving train wreck that is the 2014 Winter Olympics torch relay.
This prototype "green" e-cycle can creep forward on the power of the sun alone, no battery required.
The erupting Mount Etna made for some tooth-chipping weather this weekend.
Two designers have an inventive idea for how cities could transform snow removal.
The National Trust for Historic Preservation has assembled a fantastic collection of art and tagging, including a face from 1777 drawn in a British soldier's blood.
What pairs best with the Asian brown cloud? Try the "Vogmask."