Stop? Go? Don't walk? Gaaaaah!
A satellite capture from Tuesday showed the true scale of the massive weather system.
Pop a squat for this week's uncomfortable edition of Toilet Tuesday.
The worst of this prolonged wind-whipping from Sandy is hopefully behind us, so it's time to start choosing candidates for 2012's Biggest Hurricane Idiot.
Follow Sandy's track across the East Coast with this mesmerizing, real-time map of wind speeds. (Yes, that's the eye below Philadelphia.)
Shiver in fear of this 3-D model of Sandy's eye as the storm nears New Jersey.
Hurricane Sandy's impact won't spare the Midwest.
And that's the "conservative estimate," according to a Johns Hopkins engineer.
The green is only a second long.
The "Frankenstorm" approaches.
It might take a minute to figure out that something's wrong with this short film.
A "wholesome" beach community outlaws saggy pants, Rome goes to war with messy eaters and other banning news.
For years, a North Carolina man has documented an 11-foot-8-inch-tall bridge's amazingly destructive effect on passing traffic.
The noPhoto is a license-plate frame that promises to get you out of traffic tickets.
A team of San Francisco inventors view drunks and the homeless as reservoirs of golden fertilizer.
Architects honor New York's revered train station with a proposal that might make you want to dunk.
This Japanese commuting bike mounts kids on the front and back ends of a bicycle, almost like biological bumpers.
Artist Marlin Peterson improved the Seattle Center with frighteningly realistic (and large) daddy longlegs.
The eternal dream of humankind – to enjoy room service while on the toilet – has finally come to fruition.