It would make great wrapping for this package I need to mail.
But you'll still look like an idiot.
This subway beggar can't be for real.
It's like a bird mated with a rainbow.
Also, a British tractor thief gets his comeuppance and a Nigerian church freaks out over bombs in women's headdresses.
An investigation of how canine urine contributes to urban plant death.
This space-based footage shows Hurricane Isaac swelling from a tropical storm into full-blown Category 1 hurricane earlier today.
Here's a quite different way of looking at the history of tropical storms.
An update on the chances that an awful lot of comb-overs could get blown to smithereens.
Also, Oklahoma City outlaws Michigan sportswear and a face-kicking preacher is turned away from the U.K.
Diners at this "pop-down" kitchen near Helsinki can nosh on "friction-smoked whitefish" more than 260 feet underground.
Take a trip to the "dilemma zone," the strip of road where auto accidents are born.
You're more likely to get an "F--- you" than a "Good morning" in Buffalo, according to a survey of potty-mouthed Twitter users.
This is the only fan in America that can recreate the terrible conditions of a Category 5 hurricane.
Credit this architect for building a transportation hub that looks like it'd eat you alive.
Bathroom users warn of the boogers, blood and unbearable stench in the U.K's allegedly three foulest loos.
Beautifying burnt-out cars, wrecked storefronts and other urban blight with the power of colored paint.
Inside one artist's mission to cover the city with blue bugs.
The safety benefit may be debatable, but who cares?