Welcome back to our weekly look at what's been outlawed in cities across the world (last week's edition here):
MONSTER GRAFFITI, IN MICHIGAN
Although Jackson, Michigan's new ordinance against graffiti doesn't spell it out, it would appear that it exists to counter the prolific tagging of a lone street artist. Over the past year and a half, depictions of a one-eyed monster have been popping up on walls all over the town, located 45 minutes west of Ann Arbor. Copyright restrictions prevent me from posting what it looks like, but I have attempted to copy the mutant's head above. (Sometimes, only its foot has appeared, and other times just a turkey leg, which "police believe is intended to represent the monster's food.") Jackson has acted as an incubator to some sweet aerosol-based art for some time – see this paint-crazed old factory, now demolished – but the monster struck such a nerve that officials formed a task force to head off the perceived acts of vandalism. In March, Jackson's police chief announced that his men were "getting close" to arresting the suspect, but so far their can-carrying quarry appears to have eluded the dragnet.
OLYMPIC SPIRIT, IN THE U.K.
Britishers are finding it difficult to get into the Olympics spirit. That's because the sporting event's copyright Gestapo is making everyone remove signage that has even a whiff of protected intellectual property. For example, one shop owner in Leicestershire was ordered to remove a set of intertwined plastic rings hanging in her store. The latest victim is the University of Derby, which ran afoul of sporting regs by flying a banner reading, "supporting the London Olympics." According to the BBC's account: "The rules state that only official sponsors are allowed to use logos and text defined in the organisation's 2012 UK statutory marketing rights." As a Derby University official said about supporting his country's games, "As you can imagine it's difficult to do this without making reference in some way to the Olympics." (You know what Olympics officials really should ban? These guys.)
DR. SEUSS QUOTES, IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Teachers embroiled in a labor beef with the government in Prince Rupert, a full day's drive north of Seattle, cannot wear clothing with Dr. Seuss quotes because it's considered "political messaging," reports the Winnipeg Free Press. The school district has threatened one teacher with disciplinary action if she flaunted a shirt reading, "I know, up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights." The quote comes from Yertle the Turtle, and was spoken by one of the Great Turtle King's subjects squashed at the bottom of a massive turtle-ladder. Seuss has needled the Word Police for decades now, explains the Press:
Dr. Seuss' books have been mined for their messages for decades. Horton Hears a Who is said to tackle prejudice, while The Butter Battle Book is seen as a critique of the Cold War.
The Lorax, a classic tale of the horrors of environmental degradation, reignited controversy when it was released as a movie in March, prompting some to declare it was "too liberal." Fox News has said the kids movie was trying to "indoctrinate our children" with its "anti-industry message."
CONFEDERATE OUTERWEAR, IN TENNESSEE
A wonderfully named maiden from Gibson County High School, Texanna Edwards, was blocked from her own prom because her dress happened to resemble the Confederate flag. School officials in Dyer, Tennessee, called it “offensive and inappropriate” and wondered why she wore it, given that she was warned not to months ahead of the prom to avoid unspecified race-related issues at the school. Fittingly enough, the Tennessean notes that the "knee-length red dress decorated with bright blue stripes and white stars" echoed the school's official red, white and blue color scheme.