Grisly Reports From Britain's Worst-Rated Public Toilets

For this week's Toilet Tuesday, we check in with the folks at Toilet Inspector, a website devoted to ranking the public restrooms of the United Kingdom and beyond. Using a 100-point scale that takes into consideration a loo's cleanliness, smell and “state of toilet,” many of the site's unpaid reviewers describe innocuous or even glowing experiences on the john.

However, a few commode tales are told in such a nasty fashion you can practically feel the bacteria shooting out of the screen onto your skin. The following excerpts are from reviews of the three worst-rated British bathrooms; please note that these reviews are dependent on personal opinions/grossness thresholds, and that some establishments mentioned have gotten passing grades elsewhere.