Take it to Trader Joe's to buy milk and steak;
Use it to hold the rootballs of houseplants I'm repotting;
Cut it apart to wrap a package in;
Container for cans, bottle and other half-cleaned recyclables;
Punch eye holes in it to make a hilarious witness-protection mask (hey, Halloween's coming);
Pulp it, add wallpaper paste and build a paper-mache pinata;
But sadly, I cannot do any of these things, because of course the minimalist men's accessory is already sold out. Darn!
(Image courtesy of LN-CC.)