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This Week in Bans: Tupelo Takes Aim at Baggy Pants

Also recently banned: Bath salts in Tennessee, prayers in England, and possibly "reckless skateboarding" in Los Angeles.
Tom Evil

Welcome back to our weekly look at what's been outlawed in cities across the world:

• Wearing baggy clothing is a officially a finable offense in Tupelo, Mississippi, after the city voted nearly unanimously to outlaw low riding pants and skirts. The fashion decree, which birthed the hashtag #BieberWouldGetArrested, bans any pants that ride lower than three inches below the top of the hips. Needless to say, anyone rocking exposed underwear would get a ticket so fast their head would be spinning. First-time offenders must pay $50, while inveterate sag-sporters will face $200 fines. Here's the rationale behind the new law, explained by Councilwoman Nettie Davis: “If it's a man, exposing his behind parts is like mooning or something.” The ban's lone dissenter on the city council, Willie Jennings, proved his fashion mettle by saying the saggy-pants trend was “in fact going out of style.”