Justice
N.Y. vs. L.A.: The Mutual Hatred Starts Young
“They’re mostly into plastic surgery,” one little New Yorker observes of the other city’s residents. NYC, meanwhile, has “rats and a baseball team.”
If L.A. and New York City duked out their differences on an actual battlefield, there’d be some strange junk left behind: Torn baseball hats, shattered rap CDs, half-digested cupcakes, and the ashes of a thousand think-pieces.