If you are too scared to do it for real.
29 percent of the city's population is foreign born.
50 years ago, experts predicted automobiles would drain the life from urban areas. Their predictions are coming true.
A quarter of car commuters gave up their parking permits after a recent trial in Boston.
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Deductive reasoning says Seattleites should drink 'em while they got 'em.