Transportation
The Best Way to Deal With Crosswalk-Blocking Drivers Ever
If common courtesy can't be relied upon, these beefy Brazilian martial artists can.
You know why you shouldn't let your car come to rest in a crosswalk? Common courtesy, that's why.
But for people who don't believe in courtesy, maybe the Gracie Floripa Jiu Jitsu team will serve as another motivator. The next time you stop far out into a traffic light, be prepared for eight beefy Brazilians to rush your car, pick it off the ground and move it backward to where it should be. Violate the crosswalk again, and presumably they'll put all kinds of holds on you until you're too pretzel-fied to even grasp the wheel.