Transportation
Even North Korea Is Building Bike Lanes
The thoroughfares of Pyongyang feature the greatest amenities for the convenience and efficiency of the socialist worker.
Pyongyang, the capital city of revolution, is a world-class city! Its thoroughfares feature the greatest amenities for the convenience and efficiency of the socialist worker. Thank you, Dear Leader, for inventing bike lanes!
The decadent Western media reports with great envy that the glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has installed cycle paths on avenues throughout Pyongyang. The bike lane shows the true path that our comrades will take as they ride or walk—to victory! Feckless imitators in the imperialist U.S. are building copycat bike lanes to segregate drivers and cyclists in hopes of creating safe transit paths for both motorists and riders alike. But it will not save them!