Economy

Is Memphis Making (Another) Massive Mistake With Its Pyramid?

A giant Bass Pro Shops outlet is set to move into the infamous landmark. But the city could be on the hook for millions if the deal falls apart.
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"Quite frankly, what revenue-producing, tax-producing activities would be well suited to be located in a pyramid?"

Such a churlish question from Memphis Mayor A.C. Wharton, Jr.! Pyramids make excellent seats of administrative power, long-term storage solutions for environmentally hazardous sarcophagi, and transit terminals to other metaphysical dimensions. A pyramid's potential for producing sustainable dark energy alone should never be discounted. Surely, Mayor Wharton and The New York Times know this much.