Justice
Who Is Worse for New Orleans, Mardi Gras Revelers or Super Bowl Fans?
Let's settle this age-old question right here and now.
With one major tourist extravaganza just wrapped up and another one exploding today, New Orleans residents had the luck this month to be hammered by twin tsunamis of drunken, boorish, punchy-flaily roisterers. But while the screaming masses of the Super Bowl and Mardi Gras might seem identical on the vomit-crusted surface, there are qualities among the groups that make them subtly more irritating in different ways.
So let's settle this grudge match right now: Who is worse for the average New Orleans citizen, carnival revelers or Super Bowl fans?