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The Path of Tropical Storm Isaac: Will the GOP Get Drenched?
An update on the chances that an awful lot of comb-overs could get blown to smithereens.
It's official: Tropical Storm Isaac is a Republican. Why else would it be headed toward Tampa? (Or is it protesting the GOP convention?) Now located below the Dominican Republic, the gyrating tempest is slowly gathering strength on its northwestern journey toward Florida.
Will comb-overs get blown to smithereens? Seersucker suits wetted down into 20-pound anchors? Convention planners eviscerated for choosing a location along the Gulf of Mexico during hurricane season, swing state be damned?