Inventive, no doubt muscular thieves have found a new target.

What’s worse than somebody breaking into your car and stealing a purse or laptop? Try a thief ripping out the battery, rendering the vehicle into a sad, immovable magnet for parking tickets.

That’s what’s happening with hybrid cars around San Francisco, according to this report from ABC 7. After talking with a recent victim of theft, parking garages, and a Toyota dealership, the news station concludes the city is facing a spike in battery-ganking:

John Nashed’s Toyota Prius was broken into when he went to his parked car.

“The passenger rear window was broken into and I look inside and everything is just a mess,” Nashed said. “It looked like a tornado went through.”

A burglar made his way into the back of his car and stole the 150-pound battery that powers his engine. The car was towed to a garage for repairs. That’s when he learned there’s been a rash of Prius battery thefts in the city.

“There there was an Allstate insurance adjuster there and he’s like, wait a minute, I actually have three cases that I’m working on. Same exact problem,” Nashed said.

Via Twitter, Nashed says he hasn’t heard anything about the police finding a culprit and his insurance will be taking care of the repairs.

Removing hybrid batteries is a tactical challenge. There must be either multiple thieves or one, Dwayne Johnson-sized baddie, because the items are heavy enough to shred untrained back muscles. Then there’s the risk of accidentally going up like the Fourth of July. Toyota warns that improperly tinkering with a Prius high-voltage system can cause “serious injury or death from severe burns or electric shock.” (The batteries pack a punch of roughly 200 volts.)

Still, the payoff might make it worth it. Hybrid batteries are going on Craigslist for $500 to $1200—more than enough to acquire a lunch bag of meth or whatever is motivating Bay Area thieves these days. And there’s evidence criminals have known about hybrids’ valuable cargo for a while. Check out this January video from San Francisco’s Luscious Garage, outlining the anatomy of a battery heist (up to $9,000 in repairs!):

About the Author

Most Popular

  1. Transportation

    You Can’t Design Bike-Friendly Cities Without Considering Race and Class

    Bike equity is a powerful tool for reducing inequality. Too often, cycling infrastructure is tailored only to wealthy white cyclists.

  2. Amazon HQ2

    Without Amazon HQ2, What Happens to Housing in Queens?

    The arrival of the tech company’s new headquarters was set to shake up the borough’s real estate market, driving up rents and spurring displacement. Now what?

  3. Transportation

    With Trains Like Schwebebahn, No Wonder Germans Love Public Transit

    Infrastructure like this makes it clear why Germany continues to produce enthusiasm for public transit, generation after generation.

  4. Life

    The Town Where Retirees Can’t Retire

    In fast-aging pockets of rural America, older residents are going back to work. But not always because they need the money.

  5. A husband and wife kiss on the Empire State Building after their Valentine's Day Wedding
    Life

    The Cities With the Most Singles

    Where you live can have a big impact on your Valentine’s Day by changing the odds of meeting potential mates.