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I Survived D.C.’s First ‘Sweat Crawl’

“Forget what you’re going to be someday—you’re strong … today!”
Soon, the sweating will begin. Sweat Concierge

It hurts to laugh, but then, there’s not much to laugh about. It even hurts to writhe in pain, and of that, there is plenty.

In a cruel twist to the lyrics of the Beyoncé song, I woke up like this, one day after enduring D.C.’s first SweatCon rally—a “sweat crawl” through a trio of boutique fitness studios in Washington, D.C.