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This Might Be the Most 'Portland' Thing That's Ever Happened in Portland, Oregon

A resident says sous-chefs are foraging plants from his property. Sob story or masterful troll?
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"How do you keep local sous-chefs from harvesting urban edibles on your property?"

That's the beginning of a desperate plea from a resident of Portland, Oregon. The full Reddit post details how the property owner could not keep sous-chefs from climbing over his six-foot fence and foraging his catmint, grape leaves, pineappleweed, and chicory leaves. Since the post went up three days ago, readers have been split: some offer helpful advice, others are crying masterful Internet troll.