In a statement, the mayor said he'll be taking a "leave" from his campaign and official duties, but has no plans to step down.
It's like Mario if the power-ups were crack pipes and the Goombas were cops and reporters.
But this 'candidate' for Toronto mayor says he won't threaten to kill anyone! In a city run by Rob Ford, that's progress.
The Toronto mayor's never-ending saga.
Perhaps you, too, remember Night Moves?
The expanding sheet could set a modern record for coverage.
It's ... something.
City buses and trains are vulnerable to terrorists, but trying to make them safer would ruin them.
Mayor Rob Ford says it won't be possible restore heat and electricity to everyone in time for the holiday.
Newly released documents also allege that the Mayor used heroin.
He'll be calling in to Washington, D.C.'s crude "The Sports Junkies" show.
Blame the weed. And the crack.
Don't believe what you're hearing about Rob Ford's ever-loyal supporters. The truth is much more complicated.
The City Council stripped him of most of his responsibilities Monday.
Revised funding models may eventually be needed, but there's little sign of a lack of commitment in places like Toronto and New York.
Former staffers believe the Toronto mayor has a serious drinking problem. Restaurant employees claim to have seen him use cocaine.
These may trigger a latent fear of heights.
Lessons that bear repeating to residents of large cities around the world.
"I need f---ing 10 minutes to make sure he's dead."