Culture
How to Use an Umbrella
9 rules for a saner, drier world.
Stop me if this one sounds familiar: You’re caught outside in a squall, clinging to one of those flimsy burner umbrellas. Up along the way, you spot a clearing that appears to be walking toward you. Like Moses parting the waters, this figure parts the sidewalk, ushering aside poor souls who don’t carry "chosen" umbrellas.
It's the dread urban golf umbrella user.